Harry potter dating quizzes

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I mean, he got expelled from wizarding school for being wicked crazy. Then he lied right to Voldemort's face about having it. If she actually gave him a chance at the Slug Club Christmas party, she would've discovered he's a total Keeper.

Well, Grindlewald is basically the baddest guy in the entire wizarding world. Admit it: You cried at his untimely death not just because it was sad, but because it was a crime that a wizard so hot could be killed so young. Did you see the way he licked his lips in an attempt to seduce Hermione? ) I don't need love potion to fall for this piece of man candy.

You are a soul mate seeker, someone who finds the person who fits with them like a missing puzzle piece — even if you don't act on it right at once.

When you do finally end up with the person you're meant to be with, it is pure magic.

You may have laughed every time his con COCtions exploded in potions class, but I bet you pumped your fist so hard when he and Neville teamed up to bring down the bridge in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. That's because he's the foxiest Gryffindor there ever was. He’s the kind of guy who wanders into your fantasies, and for some reason, you let him stay. Those two ears balanced out a playful face surrounded by fiery ginger locks. But if you're a grown woman who wants a grown man, you want Mad-Eye Moody. With a beard a silver as the moon and eyes bluer than the deepest parts of the ocean he is a glimmer of hope for all aging men.

But if you can get passed all that, he IS a nice guy and looks decent in glasses. In the book, they describe him as muscle-bound to the point of busting out of his clothes and covered head-to-toe in thick, dark body hair. But it's important to remember that when he WAS alive, he had both ears, unlike his less handsome brother George. If you're a tween, you might find dopey-eyed moppet Ron Weasley attractive, or if you're a tween with problems at home, you might have a crush on Snape.

He’s going to be the subject of my first fan fiction: Fifty Shades of Greyback. He would smell of cigarettes and leather and hair that hasn't been washed for a few days. That first time his eye showed up in the mirror it was like little doves kissing us on the cheeks. The Weasley closest to our hearts might have seemed like a bit of a wimp when we first met him, but that scared-out-of-his-ginger-head schtick belied a heart of gold and a super hottie.

-Matt Bellassai He's smart, witty, and definitely a little devious. Plus he's got that gorgeous strand of hair that's perfect to run your finger over. And with Crabbe and Goyle, it’s a two-for-one special. Don't forget he's only NEARLY headless, which means his head is still somewhat intact and even though it can hang off his head like a loose tooth, one look at that transparent face and you'll melt into your boots. Who needs a nose when your skin is as flawless and supple as Voldy's? The ‘90s were right: Middle parts are undeniably hot. Basically, Charlie is the "Khaleesi" of the Weasley clan, which is about as awesome as you can get. This gentleman is like a fine wine, he probably tastes like dark cherry with a hint of blackberry.

Maybe it's his voice, or those gorgeous locks but if you didn't fall in love with him as he was hilariously commentating all those Quidditch games, then you probably noticed his troublemaker ways. -Heben Nigatu All we can do in poor Colin's case is imagine the hotness that could have been, a noble aim aided by actor Hugh Mitchell and his Slipknot T-shirt. Sure, they’re not the brightest patronus in the bunch, but what they lack in intelligence they make up tenfold in caveman-level testosterone. Plus he's light and airy and you don't have to worry about him getting fat because he's already dead. No eskimo kisses here, just real passionate kisses like you deserve. Obviously they've never seen Voldermort and his perfectly rounded head. And they’re twice as attractive when they’re fun-sized, like Professor Flitwick. Charlie is by far the most underrated Weasley, which is simply unacceptable as he is arguably the coolest of them all.

Can you make it all the way through this painful obstacle course?!

Nevermind the Triwizard tournament, THIS is the ultimate wizarding test.

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